mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 7 days agoFeel wanted!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down12
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareFeel wanted!plus-squaremycodesucks@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agoSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down110
arrow-up1354arrow-down1imageSLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmasslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 24 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down13
arrow-up1183arrow-down1imageSLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flowslrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square8linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 month agoIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down13
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareIf you're in a fight with your father, mess with him by yelling "yeah well you're not my real father!"plus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 month agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 1 month agoSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down12
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1616arrow-down17
arrow-up1609arrow-down1imageSPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.slrpnk.netkriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square23linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down10
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 months agoyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down13
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareyou don't have to wait for passing carsplus-squarepsychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down17
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you can't afford Ozempic, try fent robocall@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square6linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agoSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down13
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.kriz@slrpnk.net · 6 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 months agoSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down15
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: when too poor to buy food, simply collect leftovers from others in a mall food court....psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1imageSLPT Bonus: After this life hack, you won't care about the missing pixelsslrpnk.netMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square3linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agoSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.message-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized. kriz@slrpnk.net · 11 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-211 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
