Jerb322@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down13
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square40linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 2 hours agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down11
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down18
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusalina@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square31linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down110
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square50linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 15 hours agoOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsmessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down113
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 15 hours agomessage-square13linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 hours agoSolar is the new oilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down18
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareSolar is the new oilplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 hours agomessage-square15linkfedilink
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 8 hours agoThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down112
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 8 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 hours agoTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down16
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 hours agomessage-square9linkfedilink
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-224 hours ago"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down15
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-square"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-224 hours agomessage-square17linkfedilink
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down17
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down111
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-square"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
myrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 2 days agoWithout vowels there'd be no singingmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down110
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareWithout vowels there'd be no singingmyrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute ismessage-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down118
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute iskali_fornication@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
bitcrafter@programming.dev · 1 day ago"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-square"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... bitcrafter@programming.dev · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. message-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down11
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 3 days agoEnding a relationship during the dating phase is a positive outcome.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down18
arrow-up1204arrow-down1message-squareEnding a relationship during the dating phase is a positive outcome.plus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA newer version of "Dictated, but not read" for writing letters is now "AI generated but not read"message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down11
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareA newer version of "Dictated, but not read" for writing letters is now "AI generated but not read"Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhy do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down19
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareWhy do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?plus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square35linkfedilink
tomiant@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agoThe apostrophe in it's is writing out only the dot over an i. message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down15
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareThe apostrophe in it's is writing out only the dot over an i. tomiant@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agoSome hacker in thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and release the Epstein Filesmessage-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down116
arrow-up1234arrow-down1message-squareSome hacker in thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and release the Epstein FilesDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
