RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down10
arrow-up1115arrow-down1imageBREAKING: John Fetterman has been spotted eating a sandwich off an airport floor 🚨hexbear.netRedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 months agoDid he smash open an oil drum and this cold cut spilled out like a beat 'em up?
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoAll beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You’re just stealing people’s door dash orders.
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoThat actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoSometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza. Wait… That’s why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoHe did a pile driver on it
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoFrumpier Haggar from Final Fight.
minus-squareLavender [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoHaggar is a good politician tho
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoThey were out of wall chicken.
Did he smash open an oil drum and this cold cut spilled out like a beat 'em up?
All beat em ups take place in a world where food is delivered in an oil drum. You’re just stealing people’s door dash orders.
That actually tracks, also for transporting gems and money too.
Sometimes things come in wooden crates. Cardboard boxes seem to be exclusively for pizza.
Wait…
That’s why everyone is so buff and also so angry all the time!
He did a pile driver on it
Frumpier Haggar from Final Fight.
Haggar is a good politician tho
They were out of wall chicken.