Please Xi, take over my state like you have in this hypothetical map
I can’t believe the evil Chinese would bring about the ominous states of Washdaho and Montaming. Truly treacherous.
the AI slop is inescapable
“No country would accept” a deal to end a war they are losing…? And who would you negotiate with if not the “occupier”? What does this even meeaaan like what even are wars?? Has this guy never seen or read anything about wars ever???
they would hate it at first but then it would be like “well at least the high-speed rail got built”
but at what cost? no hyperloop 😔
Isn’t this Shanghai
Xi shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin
(Berlin, Texas)
They trusted America
lol
I mean, how else is the US ever going to get denazified?
I will welcome the Chinese as liberators
til Californians speak Mandarin, are on a border with China, and their citizens were being shelled by federal artillery for 10 years
Also, the entirety of the US and China were in a political union just a few decades ago
Damn, the Sino-Soviet split was worse than I thought.
The last one is the most plausible.
They’ll have to do it for another nine years first
before the U.S. Marines fired over Interstate 5 and a major regional commuter rail line
TBH the most shocking thing about this is that the USA has a “major regional commuter rail line”
Always trying to frame their childish temper tantrums at reality as being the “mature adults in the room.” Ukraine has lost, Russia has won. The winner is the one who gets to decide terms in a peace agreement, not the loser, it sucks, but that is how war has worked since we invented the concept.
And it rests purely on American exceptionalism. “Absurd, right?” Not if you lose a war it’s not. Countless countries have had to cede territory and countless countries will again, and
the US empire will soon be one of them. Only our bloated imperial vanity has us viewing such a scenario as a wild and insulting impossibility.it sucks
In this case it’s better than the alternative, but yeah it sucks from their perspective.
I meant more in general, like it does suck that people who lose a war just have to accept whatever terms the winner wants, but that’s kind of why people start wars in the first place.
Yeah, that’s true. I’d have more sympathy if the people complaining weren’t the biggest warmongers on earth, though. Really strong flavor of “what the hell, this is supposed to happen to other people not me” with this one.
Yeah, that’s the most disgusting part, these guys have been screeching about fighting Russia with every last man, woman and child in Ukraine, and now they are mad that that isn’t going to happen.
packing my cat and my stuff into my vehicle and driving west with a crude PRC flag spray painted onto the hood, sides, and tailgate
Hang on I’m gonna go learn how to defect in mandarin
Do you think march of the volunteers or without the comunist party there is no new china is better to learn as we defect to get the point across?
Screaming the lyrics to “Red Sun in the Sky” in broken Chinese as I slowly walk across the no man’s land surrounding the Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
Chinese fortified position with my hands up.
that fortified position? a corn field
The Chinese soldiers, assuming I am simply a violent and unpredictable armed Amerikkkan patriot yearning for The Syrup, ventilate me in self-defense.
I fw 五星红旗迎风飘扬
Meiyou gongchandang jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo is simple and repeated enough so yeah.
They trusted America
They trusted am*rica
they failed the first rule
never trust a yankkkeeFailed the second rule
Never give up your nukes
This analogy actually does the opposite of what they want it to, because if China was occupying the western US I expect they would have a good reason.
And at that point it would pretty much be over for the US, and if you wanted to preserve the government you’d have to negotiate while you still have a chance.
Amerikkkans (and Euros) do not understand this, because they never negotiate in good faith with anyone. They only understand guerrilla warfare (from the perspective of the side that does 20 years of occupation and war crimes before giving up and going home).
Never give up your nukes
Really backdooring that one into this, aren’t they?
how do i sign up to live under occupation by china
