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They all say keep right, unless reasons. In other words, KEEP FUCKING RIGHT!
“Waaa, Im so scared of being wrong, WAAAAAAA!!!” < Thats you that is.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
Enough Musk Spam@lemmy.world•Against All Odds, Elon Musk is Getting Even Worse at Comedy
45·19 天前Elon Musk might not be funny, but you cant say hes not a genius. I mean, hes pouring all his money into a flight to Mars. If thats not intuiting the collective telepathic will of the planet wishing he’d fuck off, I dont know what is…
No, “I” am not wrong. But you go right ahead and take it up with the lawyers who linked each state law on that easily clickable link I just gave you. What a fucking spoon.
In the US context, stop fucking lying.
https://www.mwl-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SLOWER-TRAFFIC-KEEP-RIGHT.pdf
Pretty much every state starts with “Motorist must keep right unless over taking…”
Every lane is a travelling lane, you utter dope.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30sEnglish
17·19 天前lol Yes, everything you dont like is a bot.
Ah, youre also one of those… Got it.
Found the prick who sits in the middle lane crying about how no one is letting him get away with being a prick who sits in the middle lane…
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30sEnglish
26·19 天前Not been to reddit lately then, huh?
I dont really care about your excuses. If youre sitting in the middle lane, youre a cunt. No ifs, no ands, no buts. If you are not in the default lane, you are the cunt. Getting someone up your arse, is your own fault. Dont be a cunt, you wont have people up your arse. And if you still have people up your arse in the default lane, then AND ONLY then, do you have my support and sympathy.
If you act like a cunt on the road, dont start crying to the rest of us about the 100% foreseeable outcome that you will meet another cunt. Just practice proper lane discipline and the amount of cunts on the road you run into will decrease dramatically.
When in doubt, look to the ancient road scriptures:
“Cleave not unto the middle lane as though it were thine inheritance. For the lane of the centre is for passing, and he who lingers there without purpose soweth irritation among the hosts of the roadway. As a stone in the river troubleth the waters, so doth the needless occupier hinder the flow of many. Blessed is he who returneth to the leftward lane in due season, for his journey shall be smooth and his neighbours unvexed.”
Book of the non cuntish 7:14–17
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Brain has five ‘eras’, scientists say – with adult mode not starting until early 30sEnglish
25·19 天前Please be kidding, I cant stand to read anymore about how a 26 year old is a pedo for dating a 24 year old.
Because our dumb as fuck cops dont ticket them for it. I would LOVE to see people start to be ticketed, and even given points, for middle lane hogging.
The only reason not to be in the inside lane, is because you are overtaking. If you are not over taking, you are disrupting the flow of traffic. Doesnt matter what speed you are doing, doesnt matter what piece of shit car you are driving. You are in the wrong.
Whats with cunts sitting in the middle lanes?



You made excuses. Theres is no excuse. You dont like how Im talking to you, dont make excuses for cunty behaviour.
And not for nothing, you have the 100% option of not replying to me. Go ahead and exercise that option, if you find me so offensive.