If I was a predator looking for prey and saw that, I’d think twice.

I have some spices in my cabinet

I value my privacy

Feeding the immigrants didn’t work out to well for them…

Thank you, I almost found myself agreeing with Tucker Carlson

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Oh god why did I buy all these swords? I’ll never financially recover from this

Genuinely thought it just meant killing a woman and was confused

How the fuck would you function without an inner monologue AND aphantasia…

I play DND with a “theatre of the mind” battle system (no map or miniatures, we just remember where we are) with a a dude who’s a 5 and I have no idea how he does it.

I have a door to my kitchen which is closed when I’m not home

Who could have possibly foreseen this?

45 years here. It’s loud as fuck but it still keeps things cool.

I’ll remember this advice

No like, actually fuck them. Have sex with them.

No worries, it was benign and I had a gamma knife operation, but it’s in a place where it can’t be surgically removed without doing damage so it’s just there.

Yeah, turned out to be a brain tumour

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a white russian or an iced latte. Either way I want it.

The best years of your life are the years you enjoy, not a number.

For all we know, those could be thigh high socks