

God, why do they all have computers?
Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached


God, why do they all have computers?


It’s the only place to see the image of Teen Jesus or Teenjus


Customs and Border Protection aka Border Patrol


2°F here
86°F there
Why can’t there be a place where it’s just a nice 60°F year-round?


Movie idea: A group of young adults pulls off a heist on the most defended Pokémon cards in the world


Gotta love all this 


Ah
That’s fucked
Critical support to our fighting troops overseas ruining their own opsec


I don’t normally hark on spelling errors, but the fact that they can’t (or won’t)spell Palestine correctly is giving me some bad juju


And the regular I isn’t very I at all





Yeah, it’s not like USAans have a memory span of about 3 days without the constant deluge of media reminding them what to think


He’s in the files!
I’m eating fries right now!


If you were really cool, you’d get me a 40mm grenade launcher


Like with most things, the concern is just an obfuscation for their desire to commit cruelty


It’s just another venue for advertising
It’s always just about advertising
Probably an LRAD they glued some glow sticks and racing stripes on