I’ve never seen Trump look happier.

Malicious compliance incoming.

Yo dawg, I hear ya like mornin’ tea in your car. Now your car is teabagged in the mornin’ while you havin’ your mornin’ tea.

“I need $5000 to get a lobster high as fuck.”

“Why?”

“Science.”

I tried to resist. I really, really did.

TIL Saddam Hussein is a lactose fermenter.

I wonder what he had to say after two Democratic state senators in Minnesota were murdered. And after Paul Pelosi was nearly murdered, for that matter.

Better than being ubiquitinized, I guess.

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Same here. I started off on kbin.social after the APIcalypse, then to a small mbin instance (moist.catsweat), then created alts on lemmy.zip and piefed.zip. I think the .zip instances have a lot of the kbin.social community vibe. I think that eventually piefed.zip will be my main instance. I hope Ernest is well, wherever he is.

Dammit! I should have seen that! You have bested me sir/ma’am.

THEY’RE MINERALS, MARIE!

I field that.

This is the same Democratic party leader who has insisted in the past that progressives should “vote BLUE (no matter who)”. But centrists? Apparently, they’re under no such obligation.

That says it all, doesn’t it?

Thanks for all the hard work!

Looks legit. Our microwave is above the stove. Taking a bowl of hot oil out of that microwave is asking for a trip to the ER, I think, even though the amount of oil in the recipe is not all that much.

Is this the modern equivalent of solemn orchestral music on soviet radio?

That may be so, but I’m pretty sure this one is plotting something…

When your balut bites back. (I’ll just let myself out now.)