Is this Alexander’s 3 parents?

I know rusty Duolingo German so I get like 12%, but I’m occasionally able to piece enough together to be able to chuckle along proudly with whatever shit it ends up being about

These creatures are remarkably portable if handled with care.

Bring cat on right into the room on the left and have a party.

It’s insane to me that cat calling is still a thing at any age.

You do that. I’m going to stick with what I know.

Okay, this is just about my vintage of joke.

You shouldn’t seek validation from others, even your mom.

That’s the spirit.

If you’re only chewing your own fries you’re missing out on a great family activity.

They’re better diagonal tbh.

Aren’t french fries horizontal stripes depending how you hold them?

I broke up with my parents a year ago over this.

No wonder I recognize so many usernames all the time.

It’s spelled naan.

My favorite spin lately has been Citizen Of Glass by Agnes Obel.

Here is one of my favorite tracks, but her entire discography is fantastic:

https://youtu.be/32kYH6XZrIo

Spring for the spell check function for management.

But the deep, deep shame gives the kink an extra finish. It’s really quite something.

Having watched the video, which is great, this bike is not safe for anything practical.

Especially interesting given Beeple kicked off the NFT craze in a way.