I rear-ended a parked police car the first time I took the test.

Ah, that does make a lot of sense. Excel does not play well with others. It can’t even play nicely with CSV.

I cannot imagine that a significant percentage of Excel power users care what column number ABC is. You use either A1 notation or R1C1 notation based on your need. You don’t have to convert between the two. You can even use the INDIRECT() function to reference a cell either way regardless of your general settings. In VBA, you can use Range(“A1”) or Cells(1,1) to reference cells with either notation. Either are always options. Conversion is not necessary.

Some women are dripping in diamonds
Some women are dripping in pearls
Look at me, look at me, look at what I’m dripping with
Fraud

I don’t know that those things are connected. It looks like a stove top set on top of a washing machine.

Ok, but what is it about?