Just make sure you use the joke “ich verstehe nur Bahnhof”. The locals love that.

Also if you see a swiss person, always greet them with “Gruezi”. They love that too.

ich brauche kein Umlaute. Alle meine Zuhausis sind Old-Skool, und wir schreiben Aeaeae Ueueue Oeoeoe

Beethoven approves

Show me the artefacts, it looks normal to me

Edit: I read the other replies

160MB isn’t actually that bad these days

Toothfairy just hiding in the bushes, licking her lips at her big score

chicanery

deception through trickery

*burns shrine to Bill Nye*
(sobs) “you lied to me. Now I’m godless.”

And on the second slope you can see the 20% prediction interval

If someone says to me “tell me about your breakfast yesterday” my mind is blank and I will simply shrug.

If someone asks me “how were your pancakes yesterday morning?” I will reply “pretty good, could have used more butter and a pinch of salt.”

Me not bringing up topics isn’t some Machievellian plot of mine to hoard data; I simply cannot easily recall events unless prompted so by others dropping me hints.

There is information in there *gestures at brain* but you have to tease it out with outside stimulus.

I have todo notes everywhere, and my desktop is highly deterministic in window placement to ease the burden of my mind recalling the multitude of things needed for me to work and function.

It’s not personal that I don’t recall every family holiday event, my mind just simply doesnt work that way

I’d wager a level of maturity and overcoming insecurity is a requirement, which yes some people can achieve at an early age

xmllint --root + regex = chefs kiss

postmarket OS tables because I was looking forna device that was unofficially supported but somehow not in their damn table

You start to form genuine opinions on topics, not just parroting tidbits back to people.

easy fix though

No, meowing at the cat…
YES, the delivery guy.

I mean, I think you just need to stop overthinking it and meet him at his level. Like, did you even try stroking his legs and meowing?

I really hope that if we ever meet advanced Alien Life, they’d just wanna give us beer and warm hugs

That was a weird year for me, where I saw a guy steal a kid from his family in the middle of a hike, and then lure the kid up above the search party and pulled out a grenade

If it hadn’t been for Cotton Lane Zoo
I’d be in prison no Surprise, there too
Where’d you come from?
Where’d you go?
Where’d you come from Trailer Park Sue