Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
I was typing out why each single of those points is wrong* but what’s the point. This persons brain should be scientifically studied. Preferably in a jar.
*Edit: Ableisms