Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.
Like for example you can’t wash it or it’ll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.
This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.
Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a contracted arbitration or something…
Don’t touch the doors or the panel will fall off.
You can safely touch the emergency door release cover. That panel will NOT come off.
Lol and don’t slam the doors!
For the record, if you slam the doors the inside part comes partially loose and catches on the interior, so that when you open the door again the inside part tears away (literally tears like a rag).
lol wtf… it’s like people discover a new design disaster every day. you ever seen those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI or terribly unusable everyday objects… it’s like they deliberately did that for a truck.
those design challenges where people try to come up with absolutely awful UI
You mean mobile apps in general? lol
Well atleast its affordable.
Starting price is like $82,000, or $101k with options lol
Yeah but used ones must be very cheap lmao
Pretty sure that’s the joke
LOL “truck.” Now it’s a very pricey, completely stupid looking piece of lawn ornamentation.
You remember when he said it would function as a boat.
Like a boat, you don’t get to use it as much as you like and you have to keep throwing money at it.
Apparently part of the frame fills up with water until the level gets high enough to short some critical internal wiring
Smh y’all will do anything to disparage Teslers.
The driver does something stupid, such as getting the car wet, and the car sometimes shuts itself down instead of catching fire.
No other car even tries to stop itself after getting wet! Can’t you see how much better they are?! Have you even said thank you once? In this conversation?
/s
Drill some holes in the lowest parts of the frame?
That might just do the trick, I don’t know what’s beneath that bit of frame tho
More water probably
With holes in it for sure
Ok, so a car wash kills it. What happens when it rains? Do they sell a giant umbrella to mount on the stupid ass thing?
I wonder if it’s because the “geniuses” at Tesla forgot to protect the electronics from water coming up from beneath it. It would explain a lot lol
There’s a YouTube video of someone chopping one up and that’s exactly what it is. There’re holes in the frame that allow water to get inside the battery compartment and pool there.
So that means someone could potentially brick a cybertruck by spraying water on it from below at the right spot?
You’re describing a puddle.
Terrorist puddles!
Somewhere else I saw that there are unprotected wires in a well of the frame that can accumulate water.
Maybe the soap dissolves some load bearing glue?
🤣
It’s not a joke, the frame is plastic and the steel panels are glued on.
Subframe might be plastic but the frame is cast aluminum. Which has its own issues since it’s failure modes aren’t as forgiving as steel. The glued on part is 100% though.
i love how people debunking claims about cybertrucks is just “no no, it’s fucked in a different way”
The cybertruck is a true modern marvel of piece of shit design. It’s hard to get all the facts straight considering how fucked it is.
Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It’s the worst.
Both heart and forks very good quality, very very good. Very expensive.
Heart very bullet proof, look !
As someone with experience with emergency medicine and related areas, the idea of bulletproof windows on a car is one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever heard of. If the windows are bulletproof, that means they’re also window-breaker-proof, and in a car that has doors that don’t work and likes to catch fire, that’s a recipe for a death trap.
Malboro killing their customers again
So the Cyberfuck is:
- Not bulletproof
- Not waterproof
- Can’t handle mud or snow
- Can’t handle the sun
- Can’t handle parking lots
Did I miss anything?
Wasn’t it supposed to be amphibious. Don’t forget headlight shelf gets clogged with snow
Except it was literally was advertised as being as such.
https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesla-cybertruck-drives-through-water-real-world-wade-mode-test/
Last year, Musk claimed Tesla Cybertruck would be “waterproof enough” to serve as a boat and cross rivers:
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes and even seas that aren’t too choppy.
Also let’s not forget about how the tow hitch can’t tow.
They’re pointing out the same thing as you. But yeah it’s really dumb
