• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    Holy fuck. I’m sorry, if I take a sick day I take a sick day - you might see me out shopping for groceries to survive the day, but I am by no means well.

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      Uhm excuse me. If you can walk and carry groceries, clearly you are well 👏 enough 👏 to work 👏. I’m waiting on those TPS* reports tetris11!

      Them probably.

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        I miss the days when the employees collectively knew where their bosses lived and how to tie fuel-soaked rags to sticks

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            I understood two of those words, and that’s all I need. We meet at nightfall.

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              My completely uneducated guess would say that this is the language of a country who know a few things about a Molotov Cocktail!

              The closest word in my mental vocabulary which comes close to “Suomessa” is Suomi which is Finnish for Finland

              Tiedämme? They tied a dam?

              Muutamia has to do with a mutiny!

              Asioita, I have no clue.

              Then they reference the infamous Flaming Sambucca!

              So Finland once staged a mutiny with fiery alcohol and a dam!

              Maybe bean (I forget how to tag people in Lemmy posts) can tell me how close I was.