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PugJesus@lemmy.world to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

COPPER BAD

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COPPER BAD

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago
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    Now, son, you have to understand. Stone tools are our heritage, and I just can’t stand to see you flashing that copper around here. Not in my cave!

    • ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social
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      But Dad, I got this copper for a very cheap price! Some dude called “Ea-nāṣir” sold it to me, and promised that it is much better than our old junk.

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        As long as you realize, if this copper proves to be even slightly disappointing in any way at all, you’ll never live down the shame of having brought it into our home. The weight of your family’s shame on your soul will be greater than any stone on Earth.

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      Fuck you dad I’m gonna go live with the ungabungas

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    That Mitchell & Webb Look - Bronze Orientation

    Stone was all my old dad ever needed to feed a family of as many hands as I have and more than that

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    i just want roast aurochs

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    Why is the lawn mowed?

    The homeless guys really put the time into lawn care, respect.

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