• idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    Oh man, I’ve got my nighttime routine down pat. I eat a couple pieces of fruit, floss, smoke a j with my husband, brush my teeth, wash my face, turn the heat off, and then put on face lotion, lip balm, foot lotion, and hand lotion before getting into bed. Every single night.

    Do I ever remember to eat breakfast, wash my face, and brush my teeth in the morning? Maybe once a month.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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      19 days ago

      please start brushing your teeth in the morning dude

      honestly cant believe the amount of gross fucks who dont brush their teeth downvoting me LOL