I didn’t see this coming and I think it’s funny, so I decided to post it here.
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Announcing FemtoServices™ - One Packet at a Time!
In an era of bloated bandwidth and endless data streams, today we proudly unveil a groundbreaking approach to networking: FemtoServices™ – Connectivity, one Ethernet packet at a time!
(Not to be confused with our premium product, ParticleServices, which just shoot neutrinos around one by one.)
Planck services
My services are so small that it is impossible to know just how fast they are running!
I am now offering Planck services for sale, at US$0.0001 per bit.
For an extra fee, you can even choose the value of the bit.
quantum services
take your source code and put each character in its own docker container
this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently
implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader
that will be $250,000 kthx
implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader
Challenge accepted by a reader using AI, what could go wrong? xD
This “article” was written by AI, wasn’t it? This is just throwing vague buzzwords around
You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.
Cant wait to set up a docker container for a service which takes a string input and transforms it into a number as the output. Full logging, its own certificate for encryption of course, 5 page config options and of course documentation. Now, you want to add two numbers together? You got the addition service set up right?
Nano services are microservices after your company realizes monoliths are much easier to maintain and relabels their monoliths as microservices.
Unironically. I’d put a significant wager down on that being the source of this term.
I was going to write that every function should be a service as sarcasm, then I realized that’s exactly what this article is proposing. Now I’m not even sure how to make a more ridiculous proposal than this.
It’s probably AI-supported slop.
