• Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    5 days ago

    I genuinely can’t tell if the thumbnail pic is edited or not. It probably is, but his actual face:head dimensions were wild. Phrenologists would love to get their hands on that one. I hope his wife does the right thing.

  • GamersOfTheWorld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    “Good afternoon, 47. Your destination is Utah Valley University, where your target is located, a 32-year old man named Charlie Kirk. An infamous political pundent known for going to various colleges and universities to debate and attempt to convince various youths of the merits of right-wing ideology. Other than that, he’s quite the unremarkable man. Our intel leads us to believe he hasn’t hired any armed guards or, for that matter, any dedicated security. He’ll be seated inside of a stand, surrounded by a crowd of hundreds - both sympathizers and opponents, nearly all ineffectual and unarmed. We’ve left a vintage .30-06 hunting rifle near a rooftop for you to utilize, with specially engraved bullets as ordered by the client. It’s a rather simple job, which we wouldn’t normally give to you, but our client has specifically requested your services, for whatever reason. Consider this… a good opportunity to stretch your legs.”