Serious or irreverent welcome
I love you. :'(
- “Thank you”
- “My bad”
- “I am not familiar with the subject so I have no opinion on it”
On point number 3, I once got dunked on for saying that I didn’t know anything about the subject at hand when asked. The other person told me “Well, that’s just a cop out. Just make something up!”
edit: clarification
Smoke weed every day
“I was wrong”
I love being wrong, it’s the gateway to new knowledge, but other people view not knowing through a self-esteem lens
I was wrong.
Everybody wants to hear that, nobody wants to say it.
Here’s how it is, spoken by Malcolm Reynolds.
“Wow isn’t life great since we went to the 3 day working week!”
“Hi nice to meet you I’m your soulmate and future wife and I’m going to fix you and we’ll help fix the world together”
(i mean if someone said that exact phrase to me I’d probably run screaming lol. But you know.)
We elected dumb motherfuckers in office
Vaccinations are mandatory
Religion is stupid
I’m sorry
I was wrong
I petition to bring back regular use of Kerfuffle.
Same for dust-up.
‘moist’
My son has you covered. He calls me a “moisty boi” something like 100 times a day. I’m still not sure why other than it being some kind of dis.
Call it cheesy, but people need to tell each other “I love you” more often.
Funny, I was gonna say “cheesy”, but I mean “cheesy” literally, because I’m hungry
No kings. United we stand. ✊
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna’ be fooled again!