Steven motherfucking Pinker walked into my restaurant yesterday
as the only server/bartender for the entire establishment, i had to interact with him directly over the course of about an hour and half
AMA
holy fucking shit

post was deffo worth the wait
What does “worth the wait” even mean, are we holding our breath for posts like a bazinga-brain waiting for a capeshit movie?
i mean basically the gist of the night was like “wow ive never been this close to someone in the Epstein flight logs haha, damn, weird. feels like im literally serving satan haha. oh shit theres like 20 people asking me for things rn”
I mic’d up a Supreme Court justice once, one of the bad ones but I was dumb and didn’t know that until I googled the name later. I could’ve saved the country if I knew wonk nerd shit a little better.
Pro tip: there aren’t really any good sc justices
I operate under the assumption that anyone in a job that required the approval of the US senate to get that job is a total scumbag. Maybe there’s a few decent ones that slip through but that’s my default position.
I didn’t know that yet. But the mic did feedback pretty bad during the speech.
minor inconveniences to bad people are always good






