A restaurant staffed with pathology experts guaranteed to give you just enough food poisoning to get out of work/social obligations.
These but for raccoons.
Do the math of how long it takes for an omelette to cook. Make a machine with a cook surface long enough that scrabbled raw eggs can be inserted on one side, cooked in a continuous fashion and folded at the perfect time to make the perfect never ending omelette. Buy a chicken farm. Let this run for 8 months, then call up Guinness and get that thing certified! Sell fractional ownership in the “World’s Biggest Omelette” with NFTs hosted on the world’s first “Bock-chain”.
These types of continuous processes really appeal to my brain for some reason.
Create a criminal gang to kidnap exclusively rich people, and hold them for ransom.
Brand-sponsored suppositories.
Give a million dollars to the richest man in the world.
Wasn’t there a dumb gofundme for one of the kardashians to make her a billionaire or something?
