A nice feel good comedy-crime-caper-film-plot news story for you all!
Breaking into the Louvre using a vehicle-mounted mechanical lift and cutting through a glass window? Excellent hijinks. Stealing the Fr*nch Crown Jewels? Cartoon villain material. Geting away by scooter? Of course you are.
10 / 10 would read again.




If these weren’t a targeted theft with a buyer prepared beforehand they’re going to be very hard to sell.
Incidentally that bow is absolutely gorgeous
Museums seem to be fairly weak on security. If you’re aiming to heist something worth millions and you have a plan for selling it they’re probably the best place to do a burglary. The days of bank heists like the bolsheviks did are dead but there are other places worth millions that are far easier.