Is he married? Has he been married?

I look more or less the same as I did as a teenager, except that the stress from being married to an abusive, manipulative piece of work turned my half my beard and my sideburns grey as well as giving me these weird yellowish bags on my lower eyelids.

Forever 21 in my books.

It fucking works for me. No one believes how old I am, and I actively avoid my birthday because the day is cursed for me.

Women have been said to be doing this forever (usually stopping at 29, or 39 when they can no longer get away with the former). From what I can tell, it hasn’t made Karen the least bit more graceful.