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Makes me think of “Throw Some Ass” by Sofi Tukker.
TO THE WINDOOOOOW
TO THE WALL!
My mom.
And how does acknowledging the fact to the public like that make you feel?
horny.
Anything else?
hungry maybe?
Do you have any strong opinions on cooking utensils such as wooden spoons?
I think you’re a fuckin’ degenerate with the vocabulary of a horny teenager. Get your mind outta the gutter and stop embarrassin’ yourself, you pathetic sack of shit. Nobody wants to hear your lame-ass attempts at bein’ sexy. It’s fuckin’ cringe. Now shut the hell up before I lose what little respect I had left for you, which was already hoverin’ around zero. Jesus Christ, have some goddamn dignity.
And some ravioli
