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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 10 days ago

this thing fucking sucks

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this thing fucking sucks

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    “Uhhmmm technically, it doesn’t suck, just whatever goes past the event horizon falls into it.”

    • KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca
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      There would likely be some extreme vortexes especially in the accretion disk. The pressure differences would absolutely create a suction effect.

      It’s all probably as negligible as legs on a cow to astrophysicists but I would reckon on its own (without the umpteen solar masses of gravity distorting your results), at human scale I would estimate that it “fucking sucks”.

      Pure speculation on my part.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It just exists. It’s not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

    • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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      Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

  • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Meh, it’s 0K.

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    Do black holes have a temperature, or is time just so dilated that it appears to have no temperature from our perspective?

    Is temperature a function of time??

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      Temperature is movement. So, yes

    • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      Thermodynamics

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    My body temperature is -273,15K I am cooler 😎😎

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      If your body temp is any negative number of Kelvin, your existence is theoretical at best, potentially moving backwards through time, or instantly causing a chain reaction that would obliterate the fabric of reality, at worst.

    • Nat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Negative temperatures are actually hotter than all positive temperatures, you’re experiencing population inversion

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        Integer float underflow

    • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      In that case, ypi would be the coolest of all

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    It doesn’t suck, its just dense.

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Same

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    Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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      Technically it is wrong, since there is no flow of matter in to the black hole due to pressure difference going on, i.e. sucking.

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      Not correct. There is no vacuum. Just falling.

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