We’ve got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first
Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?
There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest…Welcome to the internet, What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rageWe’ve got a million different ways to engage.
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Lemmy sings!
You can do anything at zombo.com
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Can I touch grass on the Internet?
While you cannot touch grass on the Internet, you can find step-by-step instructions.