• Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    I dunno, my cat doesn’t like to watch, she likes to go “who the fuck is this bitch on my half of the bed?”

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      2 months ago

      Girl invites me over? Hot

      Tying me to the bed? Kinky

      Dumping catnip on my junk… Ack! Wait! I do not consent!!! Frazzledrip! Frazzledrip! Get me off this ride!