I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.
Alright I got a job for ya, there’s a load of guns coming in this week from down south, be there and bust up Luck Dan Bongo’s crew and snatch those guns kid.
Got it boss! I’m just gonna have a few drinks down at Donny’s Tavern first to make sure I’m good and relaxed when I do to do the job.
Crusher, what did I tell you about being drunk on the job??
Sorry boss, it’s just we always be in bars, what else am I supposed to do? There ain’t much else to do in bars.