Don’t actually start shit please.
So my take
meat take
is that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.
vegetarian take
Firm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.
And mash potatoes on pizza isn’t actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.
Outdoor cat burgers have a significantly better mouthfeel thanks to their free range diet.
Propane barbeque, charcoal barbeque, or pan fried? Remember that there is only one right answer
Charcoal, but done indoors, because I’m carbon-neutral, but hate outdoor cats.
indoor cat with that veal-like muscle and fat development
You might think a wagyu steak has marbling but you’ve never tried fat cat who never moves around steak j/s
im not even a vegan and i’m grossed out by my own comment