Don’t actually start shit please.
So my take
meat take
is that boneless chicken wings are in all ways superior to normal chicken wings.
vegetarian take
Firm tofu is hands down better than all other forms of tofu, tempeh, etc.
And mash potatoes on pizza isn’t actually that bad. Just make it a proper pureé instead of smooshing up a baked potato with a spoon and calling it a day.
Cake, cupcakes and most other baked goods and desserts are fucking garbage.
And you can pour all your hot sauces on a dish of pickles and fuck off with that disgusting shit.
I’m not falling for that hot take that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
I’ll admit it was written provocatively, but I do honestly and truly hate most baked goods, hot sauce/spicy food, and pickles. I grew up being forced to eat my own cakes at my birthday parties. I like pies though.