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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago

It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10?

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It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost, $10?

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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/1930669431165763641#m

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  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    If the price of bananas goes up, so does the price of every other produce item you tell the self-checkout machine was a banana. sadness

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    South Texas checking in: I’ve seen a couple banana trees just growing around town. From what I understand, they taste like chalk.

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      They grow just fine even up here in North Texas. They just don’t fruit well, and like you mentioned, if they happen to, it’s ass.

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        Coming soon to Walmart: peelable limestone fruit berries

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    Oh, no…no, no, no, the gringos are talking about bananas again!

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “We cannot build bananas in America” is an incredible sentence lmao

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Holy hell these people are stupid

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Grok, build banana.

    Stop talking about the white genocide Grok, build banana!

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    Just make a banana out of the backyard furnace USA it’s easy.

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      Getting all the hogs to plant banana trees in the backyard for the Big Beautiful Leap Forward

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    Smh if the CIA were still any good at their jobs we would have annexed Guatemala and this wouldn’t be a problem!

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    With advancements in global warming technology, American built banana are just around the corner.

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      4d chess

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      TRUMP ALWAYS 101 STEPS AHEAD.

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