the “cheese” is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i’m expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now


i should have been more alive the crust didn’t rise very well
Well you know what they say, if at first Frankenstein’s monster doesn’t quite cook the crust alright, you can always make another one.
next time I’m using real fake cheese