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lol

GOLD accessories are acceptable as well.

Trump’s obsession with gold will always be hilarious to me

paid in cryptocurrency

lol come on

I’d like a grand. Could they put on a shitshow more local to me?

Van por el choripán

Why did they use an image of the Kremlin? Is this fake? Because the image is from AP as far as I can tell: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/09/world/europe/russia-victory-day-parade-red-square.html