RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA 
What would you say if I told you Russia is already less than 2000 miles away from Greenland?
At this rate, they could invade Greenland at any moment. They might already be there.
Hot take: insofar as Denmark is informally a US vassal, it’s not exactly wrong.
The Trump admin just has to stop pushing for a de jure takeover of Greenland and the Danes will probably be fine with letting them have whatever (who cares what the Greenlanders want)
The people of Greenland have actually gradually been taking more and more charge of their own foreign affairs, making deals around Denmark. America’s total lack of respect for their military allies have allowed Greenland to seize more autonomy for itself.
OTOH, it is extremely funny to watch NATO and the West at large act terrified of Russia for launching one war when they’ve directly started many that have devastated entire regions of the world
NATO: surrounds Russia with nukes all pointed at Moscow
Also NATO: threatens WWIII because a tiny-ass island nation they keep invading acquires nukes and points them towards Jacksonville
??? What small island nation has nukes?

Oh my bad I thought you meant currently
“The Russian bear is coming to eat your children!” I say, as I’m enthusiastically involved in an ongoing genocide
If I can offer a counterpoint: No it isn’t!
They’re a threat to our military expansion!








