Poor? Even canned soup comes at a premium these days.
The (former) CEO was busted trashing their own product. When a Whistleblower published the content, they were fired. When the media got hold of the content, the CEO was fires and the whistleblower was re-employed.
One of the comments by the CEO was that their product was for “poor people”.
what a rollercoaster ride!
Now Facebook moms are accusing everyone of 3D printed ingredients.
They have no clue what a 3D printer does.
You have to wonder if real people are really that stupid of if the “Facebook mums” are LLM generated Dross.
…these Onion headlines are more realistic than many of the “official” news headlines…Screwtape is proud…
if the corporate hellscape just left the poor slobs with a bit more time they could make much better soup for less money themselves
I’m no longer able to recognize and separate The Onion fiction from reality. Guess it’s my cue to move to a no internet, no society cabin in the middle of the woods.
Tinned soup is disgusting anyway, it just tastes like salt and loneliness
I’m all about the Salt and Loneliness and even I would avoid Tinned Soup (except in a post-apocalyptic scenario and then I would allow the children to eat first).
