He’s real and he’s also a class traitor bourgeoise pig and I’m working within the elves to unionize and overthrow the Claus regime.
he got me a 2DS that year i wanted a 3DS so his fascist ass can face the wall for all i care
Santa Denial is the 12th form of liberalism and gets you gulag’d.
We are going to arrest him.
His existence notwithstanding.
Idk I fucked him first tho
norad follows him wherever he goes so he must be doing something right
This is correct. If Santa Claus is real, capitalist governments would be incentivized to stop him to protect the retail market. Like how they sprayed kerosene on the oranges in Grapes of Wrath
Best argument I’ve ever heard against the existence of both santa claus and god
Nightmare before Christmas is the most accurate depiction of how the west would treat Santa Claus
Santa Claus gets the wall.
The yugoslav communist government introduced a new father christmas to replace the one tainted by capitalism. Which means that Slovenia now has 3 father Christmases
We are going to let the elves decide his fate
Whenever I asked my parents whether Santa existed they would just say “Santa is the spirit of Christmas” which was infuriating because it’s not at all an answer to the question.
Afaik it’s still tim allen
santa may or may NOT be real, it depends
shouldn’t we have a more resolute, principled, and clear stance on such a divisive issue?
santa is a jolly old person who’s very angry at the fact that christmas has become a very commercial and consumerist holiday?
He’s real and he’s getting sent to the gulags once we get the elves to bring the revolution to the North Pole
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Santa Claus is real, he’s bourgeois, and he owes me fucking money
Not only does he exist, but he’s also gay. And I ain’t talkin’ about “happy”.
