Cruz: “Look my father was imprisoned and tortured in Cuba, I hate communist- it was actually Batista that tortured my dad…”
Fucking incredible lmao.
keep in mind that for these people, communism = “anything I don’t like”, which for many includes anyone brown
Makes sense. It’s why Biden is a communist lol.
VP to Obama, the supreme communist leader. Only a communist liberal could do that job. That’s how joe Brandon won, the communist elite and the communist corporations were all on his side.
We should really get around to redistribute the wealth of those woke commie corporations and billionaires back to the people smh my head
I don’t believe Ted Cruz is that lost in his own sauce. He’s evil and bumbling, but I think he knows what communism is. Cruz may be an unholy assemblage of cockroaches in human form, but he knows who his masters are and what kind of words he has to say to placate the hogs.
He’s not dumb, he’s slime.
him and marco rubio, both. gusanos, man…
This is somehow worse. Gusano implies their parents fled the communists, but these two are disrespecting the comrades that brought justice to their fathers’ oppressor (I have no idea what their parents did under Batista and maybe they were still bourgie shits that just got on the wrong side of Batista).
Rafael (Ted’s dad) claims that he was a part of the Cuban revolution, and that was why Batista tortured him. The idea being that he suffered and fought for the revolution, so he is an authority when it comes to criticizing Fidel for betraying the revolutionaries and becoming a new dictator.
There is no evidence he was a revolutionary, though, his account has glaring mistakes about the time and place of major events he was supposedly at, and people who knew him back in Cuba said he just did some anti-Batista graffiti as the extent of his involvement.
SMH stolen valor
I mean what’s a little torture among friends? but Castro took my granddad’s egg monopoly
Not the egg monopoly!
His dad claims he joined the revolution, but it’s possible he’s full of shit. I personally don’t think it makes that much sense for him to lie, because it’s not like being part of Castro’s bunch is something that gets you respect in the US.
It gains you the ability to say “no one knows how bad Castro was as me, I was there” it’s the yeonmi park role
Cubanos made in Miami
I especially like the part where the crabs clamped their claws down on the professor’s testicles
Good. His dad probably deserved it
He deserves it too.
Reminds me of the Chapelle Rick James bit
“Nah, I was tortured by the communists…but I do remember being tortured by the capitalists”
Also fuck Dave Chappelle
I mean, it sounds like he lost favor with the Bautista regime and tried running to the revolution for protection
