a lion doesn’t shit inside.
Alpha shit frfr
The sink
Sorry there is a beanis standing at each of the sinks please choose a stall
No
Okay, suit yourself but I think yuull be waiting a while
Joke’s on you, i already shit on the floor
You are now banned from the toilet.
This is loke the movie memento
G
I hadn’t prepared a joke for an answer like this
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B. Farthest from the entrance without being up against the wall.
Respectable choice. It’s occupied though
What’s that on the ceiling between C and D? Is that a trapdoor?
I pull up on top of the stalls, shimmy into the trapdoor, and shit in-between floors.
That leads to toilets G through L.
They’re all occupied too, aren’t they?
You betcha
Well, whenever they finally come out they’re going to find shit all over the floor
Thst concludes the personality test thank you for participating
Which one is occupied? The only logical option is to use the stall nearest to the occupied one.
They’re all occupied
Ok D then
Sorry it’s occupied what part don’t you understand
No no, that’s fine. I’ll do my business in D.
Bold choice. I like your moxy
Sink A.
Sorry there is a beanis using that sink, choose another
E>>>>>B >F = A >>> C > D.
I can’t tell you why but I know this in my heart to be true.
I agree. Shame they’re all occupied though
Sequentially backwards f-a. I understand that they’re all occupied. I’m on the ground crawling
On my back so I can maintain eye contact
While you were sliding across the floor past C, the beanis in F finished their beanisness and vacated the cubicle
It’s okay I already asserted my dominance in that one. And before you ask, yes, I heavily emphasized the ‘ass’ part of asserted in my head when I wrote it.
So you didn’t come to poop, just to slither? Nice.
I made no such claims
If claims were clams we’d have a bake
yes
Men’s room? A or B (if A is super dirty). Women’s room? F. Gender neutral? D.
Unfortunately they’re all occupied
I’m getting pretty good at holding it these days anyway
I admire your pooserverance
Break in
You see a
graffiiting the wall of the cubicle. It looks like its writing ‘for a good time call 040834…’ but you can’t make out the rest of the number
I catalogue the interior of each one and choose the cleanest
They’re all occupied
C
It’s occupied please choose another stall
I’d sit on top of cubicle F and shit away
You hear a muffled complait from the beanis occupying the cubicle. It’s not very hapy
