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For every Tesla that is sold, a Tesla is bought. That’s just how selling works. It’s a zero-sum game. Who is this supposed to help?

When in doubt, get hot and screw.

I see what you did there.

I have an extra chromosome. Do you want it?

like a monster

like a boss

fully backwards compatible

Kinky. I like it.