I guess it’s too much to hope that she completely retires from public life and shuts the fuck up forever. Go back to being a cross-fit trainer?

That sniveling cunt can say whatever he likes. Doesn’t make it true.

There’s a light-switch in my flat that has a red light in the fitting that illuminates when you switch it on. It doesn’t turn on any light in the place. I have no idea what is for. As a Steven Wright fan, I flick it on and off occasionally hoping I get a call from some woman in Germany saying “cut it out.”

Edit: after posting this I saw someone else had made the same joke, but fuck it, I’m leaving it up. Who knew there were other fans of a thirty year old album here?

Running ad blockers speeds things up. They always load those first.

Well aren’t you just a barrel of laughs :)

My default answer to that is ‘As little as possible.’

I see the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

The word is ‘rob’. He’s going to rob Venezuela.

Not as difficult as the alternatives.

The world should at the very least be imposing economic sanctions on the US.

Well, no-one seems to be stopping him. He’s just gonna keep upping the ante.

They’re still pretty common in Aus. Different company to the US one though, I believe.

They used to put all that stuff in the manual because there wasn’t room on the cartridge.

He’s going to buy them, isn’t he?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/01/trump-nye-mar-a-lago-auction

Donald Trump welcomed 2026 with a glitzy bash at his Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach where he auctioned off a freshly painted portrait of Jesus Christ for $2.75m and said his new year’s resolution was a wish for “peace on Earth”.

You’re off to a rollicking good start there, Donald.

Self-awareness isn’t their strongest quality, is it?

“I can make more babies. I don’t know how to make RAM.”

I’d settle for Matt Walsh shutting the fuck up forever.

Perhaps they need a timely reminder.

How much money do you fucking need you greedy cunts? You’ll still be rich beyond the dreams of avarice even if you had to pay 99%.