He just turned 59. The fuck is he gonna do?

Wag his finger at grandmas as they outrun him down the street and around a corner?

Hmmmm overcosted, understatted with two redundant abilities?

There’s some commentary in here I’m missing

Ooo that is high praise, as a fellow FFVI lover. I’m working through FFX at the moment and have a big backlog, but maybe I buy CO:E33 and push it to the front of the line?

What gives?

This isn’t the fakenews or badposting comms!

Truly the most inane timeline

That’s a good first step to career advancement in media. Next, carry an apparently good-sized dong and film yourself with some sex workers in a hotel room.

Oh yeah, make sure your dad is a current or former president.

Go into most MTG forums and watch chuds bitch and moan in a thousand topics, a million times over about cards that are more than two years old now.

“DEI ARAGORN! WOKE WIZARDS OF THE COAST! THIS IS NOT ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS!”

And and and for any countries who don’t buy the new Wendy’s Taki’s fuego Chicken Sandwich they will get an extra 25% tariff!

And and and if you call me taco Trump you got an extra 15% tariff because my feelings were hurt!

Just pulling numbers and reasons out of his ass

Would be perfect with GTA6 on the horizon and Elon and Shapiro and their ilk crying about how cops get killed in the game.

Replying to this for visibility because I feel the same way.

3-in-1 Filipino instant coffee single use satchels on the rare occasions I want coffee

Otherwise my caffeine needs are met with energy drinks, caffeine pills, and pre-workout

This but not /s

I hate carrying around extra shit if I don’t end up having to need it or only will need the umbrella for a minute or two

Ok cool

House Democrats have a proposed law to replace ICE Vans with ICE station wagons

House Democrats have a proposed law to relocate ICE agents to five miles outside city limits

House Democrats have a proposed law to reduce quarterly ICE agent raises by 3.2 percent

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKIN ABOLISH ICE ALREADY

Just did the cursory-est of Google searches

The restaurants are basically burgers fries and chicken fingies. Nothing will be missed

Fuck this slacker ass nepobaby

I hope this stupid NYT post goes viral and people boycott his bootsie eateries

Found Trump’s speechwriter

Tatiana Maslany, Backup Scare, and of course Computer Scare

Sending the energy to someone who knows of this article!