It’s not even “refusing to advance an agenda” because Epstein was just inviting Elon over for an obvious orgy. It’s just failing a vibe check. It’s like being invited up for coffee and going “Caffeine AT THIS HOUR? No thanks, I like to maintain a healthy circadian rythm.” Just the biggest condescending doofus energy.
Musk is proof how much of an easy mode these guys are running on. He must infuriate them with how obvious he makes it.
Jesus christ Elon you fucking moron.
musk has no such material obligation to maintain his body so he can stay up all night rage tweeting, and there’s a delicious, palpable irony that he himself is partially responsible for the incessant urge to engage that he feels
Incredibly poetic, honestly. There’s a premise for a great horror story
Wasn’t that also a thing during the 2020 riots? I remember unmarked vans with people in plain clothes disappearing protesters. Kinda surprised there were no follow-ups on all those stories, but then again dems were in charge at that point, so that made everything hunky dory
There is something satisfying knowing that the richest man on the planet is such a stereotypical fucking loser and he knows it somewhere deeply within himself. The richest guy around wastes his time by getting into pointless online arguments like the rest of us peasants. Except he also does it the most, his sleep is fucked up because he argues with people online so much. That heatmap of his twitter activity is crazy.
If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t even have a phone. I’d consider getting a jester to explain online discourse to me once in a while, but mainly I’d just be outside diving or skiing or whatever - I’m a billionaire so I am a piece of shit, which is why I’m not doing cool stuff like smuggling money to people in need.
TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER sick guitar solo and sax solo that he fucking nails
Solid SNL skit tbh. Could be dragged out for a good 8 minutes and then brought back for ever diminishing returns
“I’ve cleared my calendar” buddy you had no plans because your family hates you
Okay, you’re safe. For now… But I won’t vouch for where you were on any grassy knolls in the 60’s.
“dude chill it’s cool, snapchat doesn’t save messages” - A message I definitely didn’t receive from my plug shortly before the Chris D’elia stuff
We are two wild and crazy guys and we want to hit the party scene! What is happening tonight my man? Let’s do some swining, yes!
Anyway the guy talks like the annoying kids in class - Complete with “oh chess is too simple for me”. Pure McDermott energy. He’s what happens when a redditor gets rich
The elite pedophilia conspiracy according to Qanon-types: You see, when they write that they are out of “gorgonzola” for the “cheese pizza” then that means that the kids in the basement have been drained of their Orgon energy. If you look closely at the logo of the store across from Comet PingPong then-
The actual elite pedophilia scandal:
“Hello Jeffrey Epstein it’s me Elon Musk, please plaease please please pleasssssse let me come to your island so I can do sexcrimes on children, it would be so epic!”
“Helo Elonn, sry but I am out of town :/ molesting kids with Bono in ireland … some other time maybe we can have sex with minors together - Jeffrey Epstein ps. here is a picture of me, Donald Trump, The King of Spain, Jamie Foxx and Bill Gates and we’re all crouching over sleeping womin lol, have a good one”
Somebody has to toot it and my lover is out of town
@[email protected] make this a tagline or I’ll out you as the zodiac killer 
> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad
“YO Epstein IT’S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??”
> le Epstein is all like
“Y U NO understand you can’t talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta”
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Authoritarianism is when the government does stuff and the more stuff it does the more authoritarian it is. If it does a whole lot of stuff, then it’s a dictatorship
Dudette, Alex Jones wasn’t a crank because he pointed out the conspiracies, he was a crank because his conclusion was it was somehow all the democrats and “cultural marxists”.
Bohemian Grove is a thing (yes I know it’s just rich assholes being theatre kids, but it’s also all the wealthiest people in the world meeting up for several days in order to carry out pagan rituals)