Public services are the devil, and “giving people stuff for free” will make them lazy slobs. Especially when those people go to Libertarian towns and wonder why there’s no trash pickup schedule or no firefighters.

Sorry boss, but the meme said I need a nap

Are you also treating your neighborhood like a war zone? Cause if so, I’d say change your attitude first if you want your town to be less crimey. Everything looks like a nail when you’re a hammer

Rule

That’s what tinfoil is for. In fact it’s not unheard of for people using the engine block to cook food, or even the dashboard. It’s not too common and what you can cook is a little limited, but it’s not unheard of

If there is, we don’t know enough about the brain and how it works to find out, let alone implement it

Idk how banks work over in the EU, but in the US most banks have in-house financial investors who you can work with specifically for this kind of stuff. There’s also separate investment firms who you can work with, some of which provide tools for people who want a closer handle on their own money. Point is I wouldn’t recommend doing it alone, at least not without talking to an investment expert first.

Another tip, from the guy I invested with, is don’t pull out the first year just cause it was a rocky start, cause markets as a whole are unpredictable and you’ll prolly make it back and more within the next 2 years

I’m really good at picking up skills fast, and also have great timing when it comes to joke delivery and video editing, but I got adhd so I can’t apply myself to do all that, and in turn have a perfection complex that prevents me from seeing the “middle phase” of a project

Luckily they didn’t say anything about drinking and being driven

LaForge: Data, I appreciate that you want to help, but I’m not in the mood for jokes right now.

Data: Did I tell a joke? (pauses, head twitches) Oh. Oh dear

My guy, they’re 6 to 8. It’s not time to learn that mess

the president of the US doesn’t have as much power as our current one thinks he has. It’s just that no one involved in the checks and balances procedure has the balls to stand up to him and say “no,” or they don’t have the power to do so in a way that would impact anything. And the ones that do decided just before the 2024 election that a sitting president can’t be charged with any illegal shit he did as president, so even the ones that CAN say no to him just get brushed off or outright told “fuck you”

Probably my dad’s electric turkey carver. It was a wedding gift he got in 1980

It’s real estate. They were playing the long game

To further this person’s point, the term for that is “code switching”

That response goes so hard. Why is it that shitposts bring our the hardest lines?

lady posted this without any tags. how is she supposed to rub someone’s nose in it if no nose can find it?

If nothing else, it’ll force old democrats who’d rather be Republicans to choose between their precious donors and the people they’re supposed to serve

Also doesn’t several Dracula stories have him taking a boat? Hell, a lot of vampire stories in general involve taking a boat

Ai? You used consumption to call out consumption?