Most prolific penis of the founding fathers
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BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Reaction Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•it's all fun and games until...
1·1 year agoIt was just bones and fur when we found it. I’m not sure how difficult he was to fit inside, but he was just a farmdog mutt.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Origin story of how we got so many surplus NorincosEnglish
0·1 year agoSkamteboard
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Origin story of how we got so many surplus NorincosEnglish
0·1 year agoThe SKS is the Dark Souls 2 of rifles
Real and straight.
Anon didn’t have sex.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Reaction Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•it's all fun and games until...
2·1 year agoMy great grandpa had a run down farmhouse out in Lucerne Valley, CA and he would drive us around in a golf cart and once we were out of line of sight of our parents he’d become REALLY crass and racist. He also drove us straight to the barn one time, and pointed out that it was locked and told us to never even think about going inside. Then he’d drive us back and watch us like a hawk the rest of the day.
After he died, we found out what was in the attic of the barn.
They had a dog named Rusty, and instead of burying him, they stuffed him in a steamer trunk.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•He may be a cat, but he's also a dawg
0·1 year agoHe used to have one too
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•POV: you don’t know how to use POV
0·1 year agoIsn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?
Why did you censor that?
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Wholesome Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon bonds with his older sisterEnglish
1·1 year agoReal and straight. Anon didn’t get laid.
Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip•Release the Extended Nolan Cut
1·1 year agoFully clothed in the batsuit btw.
After shooting Christian Bale had trench foot on his entire body but refused medical treatment, claiming “The real Batman wouldn’t view trench foot as a villain.”
BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldto
Wholesome Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon's daughter loves Metal Gear RisingEnglish
1·2 years agoReal and straight, thus the kid.
He’s leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.




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