Please remunerate the artists https://www.discogs.com/master/2978044-Unknown-Artist-Sounds-Of-Dogs-Licking-Their-Buttholes

No, no, nononononononono! Leslie Nielsen is the one and only Franck Drebin! Don’t do that!

Oh cool. They’re juste killing an entire people and erasing their culture by starving and bombing while not letting them one chance to escape. I was worried it was a genocide for one second.

Woah! Calm down! I don’t wanna fight. Plus my tummy is not into dairy products that much. It was just the all: “I ordered a latte with oat milk in Paris” thing that sounded more of a San Francisco stuff to me. My favourite barman in my favourite bar told me last week: “I don’t do cocktails” when I ordered a gin and tonic. Everything more complicated than a beer or a coffee is a cocktail.

Who tf drinks that? I’d rather have a Hawaii pizza. Totally acceptable answer

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