I mean, there was a dude with some blood disorder who wasn’t aware he had an issue because he routinely donated to blood banks.

The treatment for his condition was literally blood letting as we understand it. He only found out about the issue after he “retired” from donating blood because he was getting older.

Hanta still exists, and within the US.

At least when I worked in Yellowstone in 2012, we were told that rodents and their droppings were considered bio hazards. Not the sweep it up kind, the contact the officials kind.

My wife would agree. She has… so many womanly issues, but can’t find anyone to yank the damn thing out.

She wants no children.

I, her husband, had a vasectomy before we ever met.

We have no use for the damn thing and it just causes so many problems.

Most likely, it’ll be cheaper to write it off in some fashion and let the food rot in the fields.

Of course with 8 billion + people on the planet, we certainly have the resources to waste food.

Absolutely awful parenting tip:

Hit them.

If they cry more, hit them again.

Hit them until they stop crying.

Repeat until they no longer cry for any reason.

I used to ask my dad where we were on car trips.

“Directly above the center of the earth.” Thanks asshole.

I dunno, the hand… something tells me this image is mirrored, or he could be lefty…

My guess is he punched a hole in the drywall and his mom pushed him down the stoop to kick him out, hence the other light abrasions on knee and wrist.

Worked in Yellowstone for a summer.

Spent some time with the rangers. They got all sorts of questions…

Like which handgun caliber would be best to defend oneself from a bear.

Essentially, the ranger broke it down stating there was a weakness in the skull about the size of a bullet that you had to hit directly to have a chance of dropping a bear with a handgun. While its coming at you and pissed/hungry.

So essentially, you’ve just pissed off the bear before it gets it claws on you.

Well placed slugs from shotguns, rifle rounds, and preferably (according to the ranger in question) a tranquilizer to re-home the bear away from people. That being said, the bears are tracked to an extent and bears who show repeated behavior endangering themselves/tourists tend to be exterminated, sadly.

Hand to claw combat? Human is going down.

This is why in the past, when bears were hunted, they were hunted in their dens during hibernation - at the end of spears to keep that hungry bear as far away as possible from your soft easily rent flesh.

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

A man walks up to a table with four chairs, and sits down with three nazis.

What do you have now? Four nazis.

I’m tired of all the once in a life time disasters that seem to keep happening over and over…