Chump [he/him]

“Machado told the newspaper that she attempted to travel to Norway to get her prize by utilizing a wig and a disguise. She did not elaborate any further.” lol

She’s got a totenkopf right there

Calculus for the co-incidental, and probably whatever the fuck Ramanujan was on about for the one-off lol

I thought she was just city council?

spooky season does not disappoint

The difference is calling an Asian person yellow has a long and very racist precedent. It would be akin to saying Obama looks like Curious George because A) he fucking doesn’t and neither does Xi look like Winnie and B) there are similarly obvious racial connotations between saying a black man looks like a monkey and that an Asian man looks like a literally yellow character.

Ballbird

This is one of the times where feeling you’re crazy means you aren’t. I haven’t heard a single person in the real world express so much as an iota of sadness Kirk got got. Everyone is either a) glad he’s dead or b) could not give less of a shit.

The major media are the only ones crying for him, and it’s largely for manufacturing consent reasons

Love that the meeting time is 1 minute before they even read the meeting time

Silkposts are getting out of hand

Sometimes you just wanna see what’s out there

Great job :)

Least they could do was say accused of war crimes

Holy fuck that’s perfect

“All right you fucking lightning, back in the (fuse) box!”

I bought new running shoes recently and the high schooler helping me out literally (and I have never felt older/more depressed in my life) told me I should leave chatgpt running to record my sleep. All so it can provide better feedback on my running form. It was incredibly difficult to keep a straight face

This is a law everywhere. Free drinking water is one of the few decent things in the us.

Some places may be hard ass about it, but just go to a fast food place and ask for a water cup. It’ll likely be smaller than a soda cup, but just fill it up again

“It’s based on one character from one book, and another character from a fanfic of that same book”

I was in the middle of writing a rebuttal, adding that you can have outlets on remote switches to give you easy access to lights in the room… thankfully I watched the video before showing my whole ass. WTF they’re bricking devices that didn’t need a subscription when you bought them if you don’t pay up??? That is so back asswards it sounds like a joke