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Fuck off, really? Well fuck me with a fucking witch’s hat.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Calls Reports on His Health ‘Seditious, perhaps even treasonous’
4·2 days ago“That lemon cheesecake was just seditious, I could eat another slice.”
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Calls Reports on His Health ‘Seditious, perhaps even treasonous’
3·2 days agoWait until it’s insurrectioninous. Then the shit will hit the fang, I can tell you.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•US forces seize oil tanker off Venezuela coastEnglish
1·2 days agoIf you want the orange child rapist to bomb something then first you need to put an innocent fisherman on it.
It doesn’t matter what it is. It could be a fishing boat, a lawn chair, or a baby’s bed. As long as there’s an innocent fisherman nearby he’ll bomb the fuck out of it. Then declare it as very legal and very tremendous.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Grades Economy ‘A+++++’ as Americans Skip Medical Care and Struggle to Afford Essentials
2·2 days agoFake picture!! I can tell because he’s not nodded off.
Santa, can I, 👉👈, see that specific naughty list, please?
What about propaganda and lies, is there any of that?
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration planEnglish
12·2 days agoOr, and hear me out on this, he can fuck right off.
Then again I’m not the target for this type of tyrannical despotism because there’s absolutely no chance I’d ever willingly visit that place.
Agreed.
My mate and his wife decided to divorce. She chose the assets that she wanted to keep and everything was amicable…until her mate said “use my sister, she’s a divorce lawyer. She’ll get you everything from him”Now you have to remember that this was just a marriage that had run its course, there was no cheating etc etc. no violence. They just fell out of love.
Anyways long story short his wife hired the lawyer. So he had to get a lawyer. And instead of them sharing the assets between themselves everything got dark and murky and both lawyers got the lions share of their money and assets. Fuck lawyers.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump had two mortgages he claimed were primary dwellings, records show
13·3 days agoI’m sure a non corrupt politician will get the non corrupt investigators from the non corrupt part of the FBI/DOJ to arrest him for this crime once they’ve investigated him for the:
- The child rapes
- The child trafficking (differs from the above rapes)
- The insurrection thing
- The stealing of top secret documents and putting them next to a fax machine in an unlocked toilet so they could be faxed to other countries thing
- The attempted deletion of incriminating videos by trying to flood a server with a swimming pool thing
- The rapes and sexual assaults (of women this time. Not kids)
- The murders of fisherman thing
- The blatant bribery for official pardons thing
- The kidnapping of people from the streets and sending them to El Salvador thing
- And loads of other obvious crimes that he’s done over his life THAT HE’S FELT NO FUCKING CONSEQUENCES FOR.
Christ, there’s so many horrible things that should’ve got this fat cunt killed, hanged, or jailed that the above list cannot even scratch the surface. Yet you fuckers voted him to be president… TWICE!! FUCKS SAKE.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Bullets in Luigi Mangione’s bag convinced police that he was UnitedHealthcare CEO killing suspect
8·3 days agoThe word “decided” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. I would have used the words “was bribed with cash and gifts to let him go free”
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.ca•You've heard of the Mona Lisa, I give you the MAGA Lisa
71·3 days agoYes, but if the usa was only even mildly corrupt instead of mostly corrupt then he’d have been imprisoned decades ago.
Ok, yeah, I’ll give the american populace shit for voting for him, or protest voting to allow him to win, but the facts are that the blatant corruption that’s allowed him to be like he is now was decades in the making.
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.ca•You've heard of the Mona Lisa, I give you the MAGA Lisa
8·3 days agoFucks sake, remove this!!
If the orange paedo sees it he’ll try to give her a job on his legal team!!!
I used to be called that when I worked out the adult toy store! Oh, wait, you said chumbox. I was way off…
D_C@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•COMMUNITY VOICES: Trump Removes MLK Day & Juneteenth as Free National Park Dates, Adds His Birthday
5·4 days agoAww, the tragic little orange paedo just wants to be adored. What a little puddy poo.
Do you think he knows that history, and the internet, will not be kind to him and his legacy when he -hopefully very soon- dies?
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump, 79, Jolts Awake After Nodding Off at Roundtable
1·4 days agoPaedoDon
PaeDon
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.





Let’s be fair, it’s very difficult to organise this type of thing. It’s not as if we are living in an age of instant communication and information…