

also that zionism shit was wack af, “relitigating” lmfao



also that zionism shit was wack af, “relitigating” lmfao



my biggest crime on this webpage was mistaking Mredacted for DayOffor medaposting unban banswitohfuck they are coming one was consistently funny and the other just a noxious p noknockraidherearethemodsohgodohfuck!!!


I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SINCEIRTY BEGINS AND MY IRONY ENDS WHY AM I LIKE TH 


i don’t know this referenbce but i fucking super appreciate ur ENTHUSIAsm and also youve been a homie in the past so take my freakin goddam upbear my comrade!!!


admin idea: powerposter bomb collar, reset into a less clever username after a year if over a certain number of upbears. we need ot enfroce some semblance of meritocracy here, otherwiuse it is simply anarchy 


eternally rseentful of the regulars who account reset & are nto immediately recongizable by their authorial voice, for their ability to be one…in the crowd…
here i am, without the anonymoituy of a lurker or meekposter
but without the clout, the recognition, of a powerposter
a heinous limbo



i have no backup alt and i must metapost 


keeping my favorite deleted shitposts somewhere secret & safe to dripfeed to the megathread hogs through the slop-dropper until i accumulate enough uipbears that my first account reformulates out of the void thru the power of e-prayer


bit idea logging off forever if (once?) i can get a (fabled) (much-coveted) 30+ upbear megathread post



oh yeah i followed the
one closely. seems it dredged up a lot of valid concerns about site moderation/administration that haven’t really been resolved since the “dunk tank gives toxic he/him bro energy” fiasco last fall, and also a lot of (also valid) concerns about this site being too white and too racist, primarily from our Arab users. imo a few folks came out of the woodwork who had longtime beef with redacted for metaposting a certain mod for less-than-good-faith reasons, but overall most of the concerns were legit and demodding seems like the right move. (also lmao at certain parties calling it a “holocaust emoji,” come the fuck on)
also P.S. i’d like to c/selfcrit for making light of the November 2024 struggle sesh on my first account, i was correctly-if-half-jokingly called a “comprador for admin imperialism”
i was offline for most of it (
) and the surface reason seemed silly (renaming the tank comms), but going back into the weeds of it and it unearthed a lot of genuinely fuckshit when it comes to site management. we also lost a good chunk of our best, nicest sincerityposters around that point and the site has kinda sucked ass since.
anyway yeah ive become
w/ my knowledge of site lore at this point, too much e-chisme swelling my already broken brain. honestly i’d consider just deleting my ass from this place for good but the internet is too fully integrated into our lives at this point and i need somewhere to hang out online, hexbear continues to be less bad than the rest even though i’ve grown to hate it slightly. and nuking my account and going full lurker just means i can’t block comms and users i don’t care for.


u are but 1 soldier, we need an army


more of yall should stream-of-consciousness drunkpost the mega has gotten dry. need more fragmentary posts from deep w/in the heart that r short on coherence but pregnant with meaning.
im personally done with all that but you all should def go ahead.


dropped GG Strive almost a year ago (haven’t touched season 4), but the addition of an actual ranked mode & removal of the Celestial challenge does add some appeal… 


nah. too tired, actually… 


should i post something - anything, really - to reinject some good vibes into the site? make a fool of myself publicly, perhaps, for the cheap laughter & fleeting adoration-mockery of the crowd?? some sadclown shit, perchance???


i’m soft anti-capeshit but Superman 2025 hit the spot and i thought it was cute and sweet and it definitely didn’t make me tear up b/c i’m an adult.
other than the obvious appeal of superhumans owning the IDF, idk i guess a popular-audience style story about the power of just being a decent person felt right right now.
also Mr Terrific is cool, i like that dude


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