This comment looked like it double posted, so I tried to delete one and it deleted both, but I feel like it’s important:

The police have no constitutional duty to serve or protect you.

https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html

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Oh, the funniest part of this to me was how certain I was it was true. I used to have to find alternate routes into the building all the time because of the geese. I think they nested in the bushes near all the doors. If it wasn’t, it was a very good lie and I appreciated the effort anyway.

This may have worked. I once excused a student for being late because the geese were being aggressive.

Donate harder and maybe they’ll consider doing something!

Go fash, no cash.